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User:davidthebastard (7594077)
I LIKE FOOD I LIKE FOOD I LIKE FOOD
i really do. it's true.
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Name:davidthebastard
Birthdate:1953-10-02
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Bio:Hello, My name is David the bastard.

I don't call my children. & I have four of them, but unfortunately, they are all daughters so I do not have an heir to the Rigle thrown. I totally love women-- THE YOUNGER THE BETTER! I work as a forensic pathologist in Syracuse, New York.

I have a wife named Christine. She's dumb. But she USED TO look hot in a miniskirt.
My four daughters are:

Sara(h) - 20?
Annie - 14 or something.
Athena - No fucking clue, lol.
Taylor/Lauren/Rose (she ain't baptized, I'll call her whatever I want to) - like four months old!


I write a comic book!!!
I like movies!

& food is best!
Interests:11: $$, being fat, being gay, being ugly, cradle robbing, fat people, fatherhood, forensic pathology, money, overweightness, pathologic lying
Schools:None listed
Friends:None listed.
Friend of:4: _anndisaster, emo_enright, klamoman, starxedlove
Account type:Basic Account

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